How to know if you are a good man?
Theres billions of male in this world with different attitude , personality and behaviour. How would you know if you are a good man? or we should say “Hao Nan Ren”? How would female think that you are a good man?
1. You always a gentleman towards anyone especially females. When at the bus, lets the ladies or needy people have the seat you are sitting. Don’t let people wait for you but you wait for people.
2. When you already have a wife/girlfriend, a girl as pretty as Angelina Jolie or Lin Zhi Lin stripe naked in front of you and you dont even bother to have a look and just walk away.
3. You don’t watch blue film or go nightclub.
4. When you see pretty girls on the road or anywhere saying hi to you or just walk pass, you don’t even care to notice or say hi back.
5. You always very humble and believe in God.
6. You love your beloved family and wife. Always available for your family during big occasions like Chinese New Year or Valentine’s day.
7. Don’t use female’s money or we say ” Xiao Bai Lian ” . Dont wanna work and expect other people to give you money to spent.
8. Don’t smoke, take drugs, drink alot and do bad things or have bad thoughts.
9. You never in your life said a bad or vulgar words.
10. Never lie and always speaks the truth.
And frankly, if you do have the above 10 points. You are really inhuman =p
That why we have people written book like this ;
A kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian
I wrote this “10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian” before under my old blog from the idea of another singaporean blogger- Old Beng. I re-post it here with abit changes.
1. When no sales, you go buy MNG clothing cost RM100 you say expensive. When got sales, you go buy MNG clothing cost RM100 after discount you say cheap lar!! Worth to buy!!
2. Talk politics at kopitiam always loudest is you, most complaint about the government is you, most critics about the government is you, say government useless and want to protest is you, write bad things about government online in your blog is you. But when ask you go riot and challenge the government you are the first one to run and never turn up. Scare get caught and detention by ISA (Internal Security Act) also is you.
3. Traffic light haven’t turn green you start horn-ing and say people don’t know how to drive, slow and how they even got their licence. When you are the first car at the traffic light and people horn you, you say those people are stupid, impatient and kiasu spirit.
4. When bring girls out, everything your treat and buy her good and expensive things then go eat Pizza Hut, Sushi King, KFC or Luxury Cafes and restaurant. But when bring your parents, siblings or friends go eat , no money lar…Or go eat Mamak restaurant, kopitiam, roadside stall and buy cheap cheap made from China things for them.
5. When accident happens on the roadside, you have no intention to help but still drive slowly busybody and kepoh what is happening, what’s the car number that involve in accident so can buy toto and magnum and caused all the traffic jams. Or even worse, people die-ing or injured yet you go down and ask them need car towing services or not so you can earn commission.
6. Drive BMW, Mercedes and stay in big houses but all are waiting to be tow back or take back by the bank. Credit cards swap until cannot swap anymore. In another words, wanna show off but your Liability is more than your Asset.
7. When something goes wrong, always you are right. No one is right except you. And yes blaming people or avoiding responsibility is our experty.
8. Don’t want to work hard to earn money and hoping to grow money tree or money dropping down from the sky. Everyday bets on 4d, toto jackpot, toto mega, football and go Genting casino hoping to strike big fast money but end up in debts and still never learn the lesson. And worse, borrow from Along (Loan Shark) and cause your family to suffer.
9. Not a degree or master in any field but still have a Master Phd in Talking Big or Tua Pao. Own a perodua kancil but tell people you drive Toyota, stay in government low cost flat but say you stay in big high class condominium, working as waiter but say you are manager at the shop, earn RM800 a month but tell people you earn RM3800 a month.
10. Go eat at roadside food stall, they charge you RM4.00 and you say very expensive and dont want to go there anymore. Go eat at shopping complex for RM10.00 and the food is worse than the roadside stall and you say very class and worth it.
Heres a 5 Dont’t i read in my email lately,
5 Don’t While You Are Sleeping
1. DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2. DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it but don’t go out without it.
3. DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
4. DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
5. DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHERS’ WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up.
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