Malaysian Student Poem
I copied a poem from someone and i re-edit myself but its only understandable by Malaysians because its a mix english and bahasa malaysia , sorry =(
Go drinking no kaki,
Our Government is so lousy,
Make the college become no quality,
Chinese and Indian cannot masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study oversea,
so I always feel i’m so pity.
Every college are greedy,
Sini sana all need money,
Their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because they sucks my money.
Exam question full of difficulty,
It has a reason only,
Which is to earn more money,
Because we retake money masuk lagi.
The staffs always no aksi,
They did wrong never say sorry,
Before asking please show your money,
Otherwise they wont be happy,
We pay their salary still make us angry.
That’s why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money.
Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
Never try to wake up early,
Always hope college sekarang cuti,
Everyday go class feel sleepy.
Lecturer always scold me lazy,
Do assignment just like to copy,
Before the final just feel worry,
Every nite study until crazy,
Because scared scold by mummy.
Why my class always no pretty,
Those elephant always show me how she’s sexy,
The monster wanna treat me nicely,
Like that i better mati.
My looking is **** ugly,
Saya mari girl girl lari,
Everyday date them they say busy,
Semua orang tak ada hati,
Make me always so lonely,
Only can watch porno movie.
CS always let people bully,
Maybe i am really so lousy,
But i am always unlucky,
Kena headshot easily,
After mati still mati.
This is just a small story,
Feel funny and happy,
Actually i am not lonely,
Because I have many friends around me.
Beautiful isnt it? Anyone can guess whose office is this?
Whats “HOT” in Malaysia now
Did you go collect your cash rebates for private vehicle owner at the nearest post office yet?
Picture by The Borneo Post showing alot of people are que-ing up to collect their cash rebates - When got free money of cause alot of people huh?
For your information ( Source from Pos (M) Berhad ),
Implementation will be done in 2 phases :
PHASE I
For eligible private vehicle owners who have bought or renewed their Road Tax with the effective date from 1 April 2008 until 31 May 2008 :
They can start to claim the subsidy from 14 June 2008 (Saturday) onwards.
PHASE II
For private eligible vehicle owners who have bought or renewed their Road Tax with the effective date from 1 June 2008 until 31 March 2009 :
They can start to claim the subsidy from 1 July 2008 (Tuesday) onwards.
Owners of cars below 2,000cc and four-wheel-drive vehicles and pick-up trucks of up to 2,500cc are eligible for a cash rebate of RM625. Owners of motorcycles below 250cc are eligible for RM150.
Vehicle owners have until March 31 next year to claim the rebates.
At the post office, vehicle owners are required to fill in a prescribed form.
The following details are required :
• Full name of the vehicle owner
• Identity Card number (MyKad or Police / Army Identity Card)
• Vehicle Registration number
But my car renewed road tax on February 2008!! Darn…Make a lost =( So those of you who renewed your road tax on 1st of April onwards go collect it fast cause its CASH PAYMENT!
A “1 Million“ protesters for mammoth rally next month according to Malaysiakini on the 5th July at Kuala Lumpur City Centre. It is an anti-fuel hike coalition made up of non-governmental organisations and Pakatan Rakyat youth groups in seeking to gather a record one million people. Can they really made it?
But what is important is better becareful on that day unless you are curious and never see such a scenery like below then you are most welcome to try and have your own 1st hand experience ;
IF i am at that place at that time, i will buy alot of big container and fill it up with all the free water! Can save up on my water bills =p
Happy Father’s Day to all the Fathers out there and remember father is just as important as mother ok?
Costs of living in Malaysia
Following the fuel rise of 78 cents on Malaysia’s fuel, i think i start to feel the impact on the daily petrol, food and even consumer products!
Everything only up, up, up, up but i don’t see my salary even goes up as well!
I already bought a motorbike or more precisely a Vespa. You know whats a Vespa? =)
This is a Vespa alike to mine but wait till i finish repairing and spray it ill show it to you all. People ask me, why i buy Vespa? Its such an old model of motorbike and almost to extinction already!
I think its just cute and its made of metal unlike motorbikes nowadays. But its much much heavier than our bikes now and its just so romantic if you try to bring a girl out with it =p But i doubt any girl would wanna ride with me on this cause they would of cause prefer guys who drive sport cars like fellali, poshe, jaguor or BMW!
And guess what? Superman drives it too!
Lately i been counting, how much should i earn to support myself at this time for being an adult (not including having a wife or childrens).
Lets say im single having a house, a car and other basics stuff and my cost of living a month ;
House Repayment : RM 300 ( Low cost under 100k house with 30 years loan )
Electricity and Water bill : RM 150 ( No air-con )
HP and Phone Bill : RM 50 ( Cannot chit chat for hours with girl )
Streamyx broadband : RM 60 ( No internet how to blog? )
Meals (3 times a day) : RM 450 ( RM 15 ringgit a day - Eat what?? )
Car loan repayment : RM 300 ( Perodua Kancil 7 years repayment )
Petrol : RM 300 ( Enough to go work but cannot go drive around!)
Insurance : RM 120 ( Who dont buy insurance? )
Total : RM 1730
Ngaiti……Already RM1730 without adding we go clubbing, watch movie, eat seafood, steamboat,pizza hut or KFC, ciggarates, car maintenance, buy present for girls/parents .
How much do you earn? I bet alot malaysians not even earning up to RM2000 a month. Some maybe just can cover every month but if you have a family? Got childrens?
Looking at the increase of prices in products and things, anyone can teach me how to save? Walk to work? Eat instant mee? I once read an email saying ;
Our motto for our country is “Malaysia Boleh” , but i think it should change to “Malaysians BOLEH” because even with the massive increase of cost of living, we still alive!
UNLESS your parents are as rich as Lim Goh Tong, Bill Gates, Sultan of Brunei then you shouldnt have felt the effect or impact of the rise!
So my advice to all ,
- Dont go out
- Dont smoke
- Dont drink alcohol
- Dont court girls
- Dont call any girls beside your mum
- Dont go travelling
- Dont buy new hp, clothings or anything new!
And eat only economy rice + instant mee!
Or theres another solution is that we all start to ;
- Plant rice field
- Grow vegetables
- Raise livestock
and be a farmer =)
Welcome!
Welcome to Ngaiti.com!
I officially moved out from my blogspot and this is my new blog - Ngaiti.com!
Why Ngaiti?
Ngaiti is an impression word
In Hakka dialect:
Ngai = I, myself, me
ti = know
So, Ngaiti = I know.
But in Hokkien dialect:
Ngaiti can be an expression word in alot of situation like :
Example : While waiting for the bus, a guy name Old Beng acciddently steps on my shoes
Ang Gu Gu : Ngaiti….You walk got use eyes boh??
Old Beng : Pai Seh Pai Seh…lau liao…
Example : When Malaysia Government raise our fuel price!
Ang Gu Gu : Ngaiti…How to survive? Already no money pump fuel now..Have to buy motorcycle liaw..
Example : When Angel meet Ang Gu Gu.
Angel : Ngaiti…why you so cute de…
And guess what? I make a research and found out that the famous Albert Einstein says “Ngaiti…” too whenever he make any new discovery!
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