If i am the Prime Minister….
Today all the petrol station late at night in Kuching is filled up with cars cause tomorrow there will be no petrol station open for 8 hours due to all the petrol stations want to boycott the government for the fuel hike that cause them cant survive with their earnings now.
Its like when the fuel hike happens not long ago and all the petrol station is full of cars ;
Last night i had a weird dream, i dreamt that i am the Prime Minister of Malaysia…
Then i implented …..
1. Send the next astronaut, an orang utan to space to be the first country to do that. The orang utan will climb rocks and jump around the moons. After it come back to Malaysia, it will the first Datuk Orang Utan in Malaysia as well.
2. Takeover Petronas, all the fuel produced by Petronas will be sell back to Malaysia at a cheaper price and minimize the earnings.
3. Send Sami Velu to jail make roti canai accompany by rafidah to make teh tarik with him.
4. All the goverment projects is open tender, no more one company monopoly the market.
5. Send Khairy back to Oxford to have his degree taken again.
6. Remove Internal Security Act.
7. Reduce all the tolls and import tax.
8. Improve public transportation.
9. Make more profitable projects to create more jobs and decrease poverty rates.
10. Send Abdullah with the Orang Utan to space, to be the First Ex Prime Minister in space as well.
Whats “HOT” in Malaysia now
Did you go collect your cash rebates for private vehicle owner at the nearest post office yet?
Picture by The Borneo Post showing alot of people are que-ing up to collect their cash rebates - When got free money of cause alot of people huh?
For your information ( Source from Pos (M) Berhad ),
Implementation will be done in 2 phases :
PHASE I
For eligible private vehicle owners who have bought or renewed their Road Tax with the effective date from 1 April 2008 until 31 May 2008 :
They can start to claim the subsidy from 14 June 2008 (Saturday) onwards.
PHASE II
For private eligible vehicle owners who have bought or renewed their Road Tax with the effective date from 1 June 2008 until 31 March 2009 :
They can start to claim the subsidy from 1 July 2008 (Tuesday) onwards.
Owners of cars below 2,000cc and four-wheel-drive vehicles and pick-up trucks of up to 2,500cc are eligible for a cash rebate of RM625. Owners of motorcycles below 250cc are eligible for RM150.
Vehicle owners have until March 31 next year to claim the rebates.
At the post office, vehicle owners are required to fill in a prescribed form.
The following details are required :
• Full name of the vehicle owner
• Identity Card number (MyKad or Police / Army Identity Card)
• Vehicle Registration number
But my car renewed road tax on February 2008!! Darn…Make a lost =( So those of you who renewed your road tax on 1st of April onwards go collect it fast cause its CASH PAYMENT!
A “1 Million“ protesters for mammoth rally next month according to Malaysiakini on the 5th July at Kuala Lumpur City Centre. It is an anti-fuel hike coalition made up of non-governmental organisations and Pakatan Rakyat youth groups in seeking to gather a record one million people. Can they really made it?
But what is important is better becareful on that day unless you are curious and never see such a scenery like below then you are most welcome to try and have your own 1st hand experience ;
IF i am at that place at that time, i will buy alot of big container and fill it up with all the free water! Can save up on my water bills =p
Happy Father’s Day to all the Fathers out there and remember father is just as important as mother ok?
Costs of living in Malaysia
Following the fuel rise of 78 cents on Malaysia’s fuel, i think i start to feel the impact on the daily petrol, food and even consumer products!
Everything only up, up, up, up but i don’t see my salary even goes up as well!
I already bought a motorbike or more precisely a Vespa. You know whats a Vespa? =)
This is a Vespa alike to mine but wait till i finish repairing and spray it ill show it to you all. People ask me, why i buy Vespa? Its such an old model of motorbike and almost to extinction already!
I think its just cute and its made of metal unlike motorbikes nowadays. But its much much heavier than our bikes now and its just so romantic if you try to bring a girl out with it =p But i doubt any girl would wanna ride with me on this cause they would of cause prefer guys who drive sport cars like fellali, poshe, jaguor or BMW!
And guess what? Superman drives it too!
Lately i been counting, how much should i earn to support myself at this time for being an adult (not including having a wife or childrens).
Lets say im single having a house, a car and other basics stuff and my cost of living a month ;
House Repayment : RM 300 ( Low cost under 100k house with 30 years loan )
Electricity and Water bill : RM 150 ( No air-con )
HP and Phone Bill : RM 50 ( Cannot chit chat for hours with girl )
Streamyx broadband : RM 60 ( No internet how to blog? )
Meals (3 times a day) : RM 450 ( RM 15 ringgit a day - Eat what?? )
Car loan repayment : RM 300 ( Perodua Kancil 7 years repayment )
Petrol : RM 300 ( Enough to go work but cannot go drive around!)
Insurance : RM 120 ( Who dont buy insurance? )
Total : RM 1730
Ngaiti……Already RM1730 without adding we go clubbing, watch movie, eat seafood, steamboat,pizza hut or KFC, ciggarates, car maintenance, buy present for girls/parents .
How much do you earn? I bet alot malaysians not even earning up to RM2000 a month. Some maybe just can cover every month but if you have a family? Got childrens?
Looking at the increase of prices in products and things, anyone can teach me how to save? Walk to work? Eat instant mee? I once read an email saying ;
Our motto for our country is “Malaysia Boleh” , but i think it should change to “Malaysians BOLEH” because even with the massive increase of cost of living, we still alive!
UNLESS your parents are as rich as Lim Goh Tong, Bill Gates, Sultan of Brunei then you shouldnt have felt the effect or impact of the rise!
So my advice to all ,
- Dont go out
- Dont smoke
- Dont drink alcohol
- Dont court girls
- Dont call any girls beside your mum
- Dont go travelling
- Dont buy new hp, clothings or anything new!
And eat only economy rice + instant mee!
Or theres another solution is that we all start to ;
- Plant rice field
- Grow vegetables
- Raise livestock
and be a farmer =)
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