If i am the Prime Minister….

June 25, 2008 by Ang Gu Gu · 1 Comment
Filed under: Malaysia, Politic 

Today all the petrol station late at night in Kuching is filled up with cars cause tomorrow there will be no petrol station open for 8 hours due to all the petrol stations want to boycott the government for the fuel hike that cause them cant survive with their earnings now.

Its like when the fuel hike happens not long ago and all the petrol station is full of cars ;

Last night i had a weird dream, i dreamt that i am the Prime Minister of Malaysia…

Then i implented …..

1. Send the next astronaut, an orang utan to space to be the first country to do that. The orang utan will climb rocks and jump around the moons. After it come back to Malaysia, it will the first Datuk Orang Utan in Malaysia as well.

2. Takeover Petronas, all the fuel produced by Petronas will be sell back to Malaysia at a cheaper price and minimize the earnings.

3. Send Sami Velu to jail make roti canai accompany by rafidah to make teh tarik with him.

4. All the goverment projects is open tender, no more one company monopoly the market.

5. Send Khairy back to Oxford to have his degree taken again.

6. Remove Internal Security Act.

7. Reduce all the tolls and import tax.

8. Improve public transportation.

9. Make more profitable projects to create more jobs and decrease poverty rates.

10.  Send Abdullah with the Orang Utan to space, to be the First Ex Prime Minister in space as well.

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