Malaysian Student Poem

June 15, 2008 by Ang Gu Gu
Filed under: Jokes, Life, Malaysia, Politic 

I copied a poem from someone and i re-edit myself but its only understandable by Malaysians because its a mix english and bahasa malaysia , sorry =(

Go drinking no kaki,
Our Government is so lousy,
Make the college become no quality,
Chinese and Indian cannot masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study oversea,
so I always feel i’m so pity.

Every college are greedy,
Sini sana all need money,
Their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because they sucks my money.

Exam question full of difficulty,
It has a reason only,
Which is to earn more money,
Because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always no aksi,
They did wrong never say sorry,
Before asking please show your money,
Otherwise they wont be happy,
We pay their salary still make us angry.
That’s why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money.

Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
Never try to wake up early,
Always hope college sekarang cuti,
Everyday go class feel sleepy.

Lecturer always scold me lazy,
Do assignment just like to copy,
Before the final just feel worry,
Every nite study until crazy,
Because scared scold by mummy.

Why my class always no pretty,
Those elephant always show me how she’s sexy,
The monster wanna treat me nicely,
Like that i better mati.

My looking is **** ugly,
Saya mari girl girl lari,
Everyday date them they say busy,
Semua orang tak ada hati,
Make me always so lonely,
Only can watch porno movie.

CS always let people bully,
Maybe i am really so lousy,
But i am always unlucky,
Kena headshot easily,
After mati still mati.

This is just a small story,
Feel funny and happy,
Actually i am not lonely,
Because I have many friends around me.

Beautiful isnt it? Anyone can guess whose office is this?

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Comments

4 Comments on Malaysian Student Poem

  1. Coral on Sun, 15th Jun 2008 10:52 pm

    2. I understand the situation faced by these students coz I was one of them. And yup, friends do play an important role in our lives.

  2. Ang Gu Gu on Mon, 16th Jun 2008 3:24 pm

    3. Now heard that the government and education ministry want to make more percentage of chinese and indians intake. Hopefully its true.. =p

  3. Jade Phoenix on Tue, 17th Jun 2008 11:04 am

    4. i know who’s office it is!! i’ve been there before!!! hahaha….

  4. Ang Gu Gu on Tue, 17th Jun 2008 4:20 pm

    5. Haha..whose? =p

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