How to know if you are a good man?

June 17, 2008 by Ang Gu Gu
Filed under: Jokes, Life 

Theres billions of male in this world with different attitude , personality and behaviour. How would you know if you are a good man? or we should say “Hao Nan Ren”? How would female think that you are a good man?

1. You always a gentleman towards anyone especially females. When at the bus, lets the ladies or needy people have the seat you are sitting. Don’t let people wait for you but you wait for people.

2. When you already have a wife/girlfriend, a girl as pretty as Angelina Jolie or Lin Zhi Lin stripe naked in front of you and you dont even bother to have a look and just walk away.

3. You don’t watch blue film or go nightclub.

4. When you see pretty girls on the road or anywhere saying hi to you or just walk pass, you don’t even care to notice or say hi back.

5. You always very humble and believe in God.

6. You love your beloved family and wife. Always available for your family during big occasions like Chinese New Year or Valentine’s day.

7. Don’t use female’s money or we say ” Xiao Bai Lian ” . Dont wanna work and expect other people to give you money to spent.

8. Don’t smoke, take drugs, drink alot and do bad things or have bad thoughts.

9. You never in your life said a bad or vulgar words.

10. Never lie and always speaks the truth.

And frankly, if you do have the above 10 points. You are really inhuman =p

That why we have people written book like this ;

A kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”

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Comments

2 Comments on How to know if you are a good man?

  1. Old Beng on Wed, 18th Jun 2008 12:57 pm

    2. lim peh only 5/10 so I am half a good man only.

  2. Ang Gu Gu on Wed, 18th Jun 2008 7:04 pm

    3. I also hit 2 and a half…so abit abit good man only =p

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