10 Facts About Guys Bringing A Male Or Female Out

February 1, 2009 by Ang Gu Gu
Filed under: Funny 

1. When bring girls out, how far she live also very near to you to bring her home. When bring guys or friends out, where he live also far for you to send him back.

2. Open the car’s door or lock even before she is going into the car, when a guy friend going into your car, ” Ei! Sorry, forgotton open the door’s lock.

3. Go to high class hotels, nice restaurant eat western, seafood or japanese food with a girl also cheap cheap. Go roadside kopitiam eat with a friend also complain how expensive is the food nowadays.

4. Go out with girls, money no problem. Go out with guys, money very problem lar.

5. Even go out without a purpose driving around also very nice, interesting and happy. Bring a guy go out driving around like suku,  stupid and a waste of time and fuel.

6. Go watch horror movie at cineplex hoping the movie never end so the girl might hug you , go with guys wanna fall asleep ah. So boring!

7. Girl call you go out, even working or sleeping also says ” OK! Free..very free!! No problem!” . When guys call you out, ” Busy lar, you bo ta chek one issit? Im Sleeping ok!! Dont disturb me!”

8. Go out with girls, finding the right clothing also takes you an hour. Spray perfume like its free but when go out with guys, wear shorts and a old t-shirt also nevermind.

9. When go out with girls, talk and act like a gentleman. When go out with guys, “Mai Ku! CcB! KnN! PkM!” Whatever bad words of any language you can think off also come out.

10.  What she say also “YES” and “CAN”,  what he say also “NO” and “CANNOT”

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3 Comments on 10 Facts About Guys Bringing A Male Or Female Out

  1. JustinKC on Wed, 4th Feb 2009 2:27 pm

    2. 6. Go watch horror movie at cineplex hoping the movie never end so the girl might hug you , go with guys wanna fall asleep ah. So boring!

    This is indeed very very TRUE lol hahahaha…. a funny compilation. Nice job !!

  2. Old Beng on Wed, 4th Feb 2009 4:04 pm

    3. Welcome back once again, hope this time you can stay longer.

  3. Ang Gu Gu on Fri, 6th Feb 2009 7:50 am

    4. JustinKC > Thanks =p

    Old Beng> thanks old beng, ill try to stay longer this time.. Hehe =)

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