If i am the Prime Minister….
Today all the petrol station late at night in Kuching is filled up with cars cause tomorrow there will be no petrol station open for 8 hours due to all the petrol stations want to boycott the government for the fuel hike that cause them cant survive with their earnings now.
Its like when the fuel hike happens not long ago and all the petrol station is full of cars ;
Last night i had a weird dream, i dreamt that i am the Prime Minister of Malaysia…
Then i implented …..
1. Send the next astronaut, an orang utan to space to be the first country to do that. The orang utan will climb rocks and jump around the moons. After it come back to Malaysia, it will the first Datuk Orang Utan in Malaysia as well.
2. Takeover Petronas, all the fuel produced by Petronas will be sell back to Malaysia at a cheaper price and minimize the earnings.
3. Send Sami Velu to jail make roti canai accompany by rafidah to make teh tarik with him.
4. All the goverment projects is open tender, no more one company monopoly the market.
5. Send Khairy back to Oxford to have his degree taken again.
6. Remove Internal Security Act.
7. Reduce all the tolls and import tax.
8. Improve public transportation.
9. Make more profitable projects to create more jobs and decrease poverty rates.
10. Send Abdullah with the Orang Utan to space, to be the First Ex Prime Minister in space as well.
Our Country, Our Oil And Our Dear PM
Its no my main purpose to blog about Malaysia’s issue but everyday waking up reading the newspaper and the blogs that i always visit. I just cant seems to stop thinking how miserable life can be. How can we not be effected by our government policies? How can our country not being a third world country? How can we achieve our Wawasan 2020? How can we provide a better future for our childrens?
Lets talk about our dear PM. Like what Patrick Teoh said in his blog,
He is the same person who has a perfect track record for making things happen. In the opposite direction la.
No. I am not getting married. Boom! He gets married.
No. I will not dissolve Parliament. Boom! He dissolves Parliament the very next day.
No. There will be no fuel price increase (the first time last week). Boom! RM2.70 per litre the next day.And now “No more hikes in fuel prices this year”.
Last time, everyday two or three days i can see robbery cases happens at my hometown. Now, everyday at least two robbery or snatch thief cases and alot of other issues happened. Its not safe even to park your car in your house cause it might get stolen, its not safe to go out late at night, its not even safe walking at the broad daylight on the streets.
What causes crime rate? What causes poverty rate? No no no..don’t tell us to change lifestyle while before this we cant barely survive with our salary and not to say those lower class than us.
Dont give us news like ;
Gov’t says US$150 oil could hit budget deficit
PM: We’ll do everything to ease rakyat’s burden
Change your lifestyle, gov’t told
We want action and the RM625 cash rebate given, how if i renew my roadtax on February? I also have to wait until next year. Not everyone is gaining the benefit of this cash rebates. Poor people dont have car, they are not given the benefit from this cash rebate. Rich people having 3-5 cars can claim for it while they already rich enough to support themselve. Why would they need the money for?
How about Petronas?
If my Dad owns a factory making biscuit, everyday it can manufacture about 100 boxes biscuit. Each cost RM5.00 with the selling price of RM10.00
The RM5.00 is my cost which included the fixed cost like materials and variable cost and also the staff salary.
IF i told my dad i want to buy 10 boxes of the biscuit to give my friend as present, how much would my dad charge me? It can be free, or my dad would of cause sell me at a cheaper price maybe at RM8.00? or RM6.00?
Why? Its easy, its my dad’s company and i should have the privilege of enjoying this benefits.
In Petronas case, its producing 600,000 barrels a day while 400,000 barrels is consume by the country then our government subsidies the price and sell to us. Our government subsidies our own oil? How funny could that be. My country producing oil, and the producer selling it back to my country at a market price , and then my country subsidies it and sells to me at a lower price making my country losing money. My government subsidies over 50 billions ringgit for us, the citizens. Where does the subsidies money come from? ALSO from us, the tax-payers. What kinda logic is that? Selling those extra 200,000 barrels already can earn them billions of ringgit a year.
Oklar, Oklar…EVEN IF i let Petronas do what it want, but what did it do to help the country in return?
Petronas Twin Tower?
Petronas Sponsered Formula One Car ?
Or Petronas Petrol Station?
Or we should be proud of having a “first astronaut” to space?
According to thestar, he was there to make this teh tarik! But after that it was clarify he wasnt go there to play traditional games and making teh tarik.
Oh well, i think we can spend millions of tax payers money to climb Everest, sail across the whole world and why cant we send an astronaut to the space?
Im not suprise to see a vote of No-Confidence by Sabah Progressive Party ( SAPP ) today, im not sure who will make a better government but im sure the first thing to tackle in our country is corruption and poverty.
Mas VS Airasia
Datuk Seri Idris Jala - MAS ( Malaysia Airline Bhd ) with Everyday Low Fare Campaign
VS
Datuk Seri Tony Fernandes - Airasia Bhd ( Airasia ) with Free Seats
As you all know, Mas and Airasia now are fighting over who has the best and cheapest campaign. Almost everyday we can see on newspaper Mas offering flying to various locations at RM0. Then the next day Airasia shoot back with other locations with free seats or 99 cents fares.
Its a healthy competition as both airline are earning money and we all can travel at a cheap cost. Thats what we need in Malaysia, healthy and fair competition!
But what suprise me is that when i read the star newspaper and malaysiakini it said “MAS withdraws AirAsia boss’ travel privileges” .
Tony Fernandes said he had been enjoying 50% discounts for first/business class and 75% for economy class on Mas.
“We also offer free seats to Idris, but he’s never taken up the offer,” Tony said. That offer to Idris, he said, would not be withdrawn.
How can Datuk Tony get this privileges while he is a rival to Mas? Why would you wanna use Mas while you own Airasia? But i bet with such a privileges he got from Mas, the fares is cheaper and better services than his own Airasia huh?
I think its very embarassing when this kinda news got into the newspaper, sure Datuk Tony would never use Mas anymore and more free seats are coming to shoot back Mas!!
( Source : The Star )
Everytimes our government increase our fuel, the words they said to us is “Change lifestyle lar” then increase fuel again also “Change lifestyle lar” then increase again …”Change lifestyle lar!!”
This is a funny clip by youth 4 change called “Ubah Gaya Hidup”
Malaysian Student Poem
I copied a poem from someone and i re-edit myself but its only understandable by Malaysians because its a mix english and bahasa malaysia , sorry =(
Go drinking no kaki,
Our Government is so lousy,
Make the college become no quality,
Chinese and Indian cannot masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study oversea,
so I always feel i’m so pity.
Every college are greedy,
Sini sana all need money,
Their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because they sucks my money.
Exam question full of difficulty,
It has a reason only,
Which is to earn more money,
Because we retake money masuk lagi.
The staffs always no aksi,
They did wrong never say sorry,
Before asking please show your money,
Otherwise they wont be happy,
We pay their salary still make us angry.
That’s why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money.
Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
Never try to wake up early,
Always hope college sekarang cuti,
Everyday go class feel sleepy.
Lecturer always scold me lazy,
Do assignment just like to copy,
Before the final just feel worry,
Every nite study until crazy,
Because scared scold by mummy.
Why my class always no pretty,
Those elephant always show me how she’s sexy,
The monster wanna treat me nicely,
Like that i better mati.
My looking is **** ugly,
Saya mari girl girl lari,
Everyday date them they say busy,
Semua orang tak ada hati,
Make me always so lonely,
Only can watch porno movie.
CS always let people bully,
Maybe i am really so lousy,
But i am always unlucky,
Kena headshot easily,
After mati still mati.
This is just a small story,
Feel funny and happy,
Actually i am not lonely,
Because I have many friends around me.
Beautiful isnt it? Anyone can guess whose office is this?
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