Malaysian Student Poem
I copied a poem from someone and i re-edit myself but its only understandable by Malaysians because its a mix english and bahasa malaysia , sorry =(
Go drinking no kaki,
Our Government is so lousy,
Make the college become no quality,
Chinese and Indian cannot masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study oversea,
so I always feel i’m so pity.
Every college are greedy,
Sini sana all need money,
Their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because they sucks my money.
Exam question full of difficulty,
It has a reason only,
Which is to earn more money,
Because we retake money masuk lagi.
The staffs always no aksi,
They did wrong never say sorry,
Before asking please show your money,
Otherwise they wont be happy,
We pay their salary still make us angry.
That’s why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money.
Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
Never try to wake up early,
Always hope college sekarang cuti,
Everyday go class feel sleepy.
Lecturer always scold me lazy,
Do assignment just like to copy,
Before the final just feel worry,
Every nite study until crazy,
Because scared scold by mummy.
Why my class always no pretty,
Those elephant always show me how she’s sexy,
The monster wanna treat me nicely,
Like that i better mati.
My looking is **** ugly,
Saya mari girl girl lari,
Everyday date them they say busy,
Semua orang tak ada hati,
Make me always so lonely,
Only can watch porno movie.
CS always let people bully,
Maybe i am really so lousy,
But i am always unlucky,
Kena headshot easily,
After mati still mati.
This is just a small story,
Feel funny and happy,
Actually i am not lonely,
Because I have many friends around me.
Beautiful isnt it? Anyone can guess whose office is this?
Whats “HOT” in Malaysia now
Did you go collect your cash rebates for private vehicle owner at the nearest post office yet?
Picture by The Borneo Post showing alot of people are que-ing up to collect their cash rebates - When got free money of cause alot of people huh?
For your information ( Source from Pos (M) Berhad ),
Implementation will be done in 2 phases :
PHASE I
For eligible private vehicle owners who have bought or renewed their Road Tax with the effective date from 1 April 2008 until 31 May 2008 :
They can start to claim the subsidy from 14 June 2008 (Saturday) onwards.
PHASE II
For private eligible vehicle owners who have bought or renewed their Road Tax with the effective date from 1 June 2008 until 31 March 2009 :
They can start to claim the subsidy from 1 July 2008 (Tuesday) onwards.
Owners of cars below 2,000cc and four-wheel-drive vehicles and pick-up trucks of up to 2,500cc are eligible for a cash rebate of RM625. Owners of motorcycles below 250cc are eligible for RM150.
Vehicle owners have until March 31 next year to claim the rebates.
At the post office, vehicle owners are required to fill in a prescribed form.
The following details are required :
• Full name of the vehicle owner
• Identity Card number (MyKad or Police / Army Identity Card)
• Vehicle Registration number
But my car renewed road tax on February 2008!! Darn…Make a lost =( So those of you who renewed your road tax on 1st of April onwards go collect it fast cause its CASH PAYMENT!
A “1 Million“ protesters for mammoth rally next month according to Malaysiakini on the 5th July at Kuala Lumpur City Centre. It is an anti-fuel hike coalition made up of non-governmental organisations and Pakatan Rakyat youth groups in seeking to gather a record one million people. Can they really made it?
But what is important is better becareful on that day unless you are curious and never see such a scenery like below then you are most welcome to try and have your own 1st hand experience ;
IF i am at that place at that time, i will buy alot of big container and fill it up with all the free water! Can save up on my water bills =p
Happy Father’s Day to all the Fathers out there and remember father is just as important as mother ok?
10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian
I wrote this “10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian” before under my old blog from the idea of another singaporean blogger- Old Beng. I re-post it here with abit changes.
1. When no sales, you go buy MNG clothing cost RM100 you say expensive. When got sales, you go buy MNG clothing cost RM100 after discount you say cheap lar!! Worth to buy!!
2. Talk politics at kopitiam always loudest is you, most complaint about the government is you, most critics about the government is you, say government useless and want to protest is you, write bad things about government online in your blog is you. But when ask you go riot and challenge the government you are the first one to run and never turn up. Scare get caught and detention by ISA (Internal Security Act) also is you.
3. Traffic light haven’t turn green you start horn-ing and say people don’t know how to drive, slow and how they even got their licence. When you are the first car at the traffic light and people horn you, you say those people are stupid, impatient and kiasu spirit.
4. When bring girls out, everything your treat and buy her good and expensive things then go eat Pizza Hut, Sushi King, KFC or Luxury Cafes and restaurant. But when bring your parents, siblings or friends go eat , no money lar…Or go eat Mamak restaurant, kopitiam, roadside stall and buy cheap cheap made from China things for them.
5. When accident happens on the roadside, you have no intention to help but still drive slowly busybody and kepoh what is happening, what’s the car number that involve in accident so can buy toto and magnum and caused all the traffic jams. Or even worse, people die-ing or injured yet you go down and ask them need car towing services or not so you can earn commission.
6. Drive BMW, Mercedes and stay in big houses but all are waiting to be tow back or take back by the bank. Credit cards swap until cannot swap anymore. In another words, wanna show off but your Liability is more than your Asset.
7. When something goes wrong, always you are right. No one is right except you. And yes blaming people or avoiding responsibility is our experty.
8. Don’t want to work hard to earn money and hoping to grow money tree or money dropping down from the sky. Everyday bets on 4d, toto jackpot, toto mega, football and go Genting casino hoping to strike big fast money but end up in debts and still never learn the lesson. And worse, borrow from Along (Loan Shark) and cause your family to suffer.
9. Not a degree or master in any field but still have a Master Phd in Talking Big or Tua Pao. Own a perodua kancil but tell people you drive Toyota, stay in government low cost flat but say you stay in big high class condominium, working as waiter but say you are manager at the shop, earn RM800 a month but tell people you earn RM3800 a month.
10. Go eat at roadside food stall, they charge you RM4.00 and you say very expensive and dont want to go there anymore. Go eat at shopping complex for RM10.00 and the food is worse than the roadside stall and you say very class and worth it.
Heres a 5 Dont’t i read in my email lately,
5 Don’t While You Are Sleeping
1. DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2. DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it but don’t go out without it.
3. DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
4. DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
5. DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHERS’ WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up.
Costs of living in Malaysia
Following the fuel rise of 78 cents on Malaysia’s fuel, i think i start to feel the impact on the daily petrol, food and even consumer products!
Everything only up, up, up, up but i don’t see my salary even goes up as well!
I already bought a motorbike or more precisely a Vespa. You know whats a Vespa? =)
This is a Vespa alike to mine but wait till i finish repairing and spray it ill show it to you all. People ask me, why i buy Vespa? Its such an old model of motorbike and almost to extinction already!
I think its just cute and its made of metal unlike motorbikes nowadays. But its much much heavier than our bikes now and its just so romantic if you try to bring a girl out with it =p But i doubt any girl would wanna ride with me on this cause they would of cause prefer guys who drive sport cars like fellali, poshe, jaguor or BMW!
And guess what? Superman drives it too!
Lately i been counting, how much should i earn to support myself at this time for being an adult (not including having a wife or childrens).
Lets say im single having a house, a car and other basics stuff and my cost of living a month ;
House Repayment : RM 300 ( Low cost under 100k house with 30 years loan )
Electricity and Water bill : RM 150 ( No air-con )
HP and Phone Bill : RM 50 ( Cannot chit chat for hours with girl )
Streamyx broadband : RM 60 ( No internet how to blog? )
Meals (3 times a day) : RM 450 ( RM 15 ringgit a day - Eat what?? )
Car loan repayment : RM 300 ( Perodua Kancil 7 years repayment )
Petrol : RM 300 ( Enough to go work but cannot go drive around!)
Insurance : RM 120 ( Who dont buy insurance? )
Total : RM 1730
Ngaiti……Already RM1730 without adding we go clubbing, watch movie, eat seafood, steamboat,pizza hut or KFC, ciggarates, car maintenance, buy present for girls/parents .
How much do you earn? I bet alot malaysians not even earning up to RM2000 a month. Some maybe just can cover every month but if you have a family? Got childrens?
Looking at the increase of prices in products and things, anyone can teach me how to save? Walk to work? Eat instant mee? I once read an email saying ;
Our motto for our country is “Malaysia Boleh” , but i think it should change to “Malaysians BOLEH” because even with the massive increase of cost of living, we still alive!
UNLESS your parents are as rich as Lim Goh Tong, Bill Gates, Sultan of Brunei then you shouldnt have felt the effect or impact of the rise!
So my advice to all ,
- Dont go out
- Dont smoke
- Dont drink alcohol
- Dont court girls
- Dont call any girls beside your mum
- Dont go travelling
- Dont buy new hp, clothings or anything new!
And eat only economy rice + instant mee!
Or theres another solution is that we all start to ;
- Plant rice field
- Grow vegetables
- Raise livestock
and be a farmer =)
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