How to know if you are a good man?
Theres billions of male in this world with different attitude , personality and behaviour. How would you know if you are a good man? or we should say “Hao Nan Ren”? How would female think that you are a good man?
1. You always a gentleman towards anyone especially females. When at the bus, lets the ladies or needy people have the seat you are sitting. Don’t let people wait for you but you wait for people.
2. When you already have a wife/girlfriend, a girl as pretty as Angelina Jolie or Lin Zhi Lin stripe naked in front of you and you dont even bother to have a look and just walk away.
3. You don’t watch blue film or go nightclub.
4. When you see pretty girls on the road or anywhere saying hi to you or just walk pass, you don’t even care to notice or say hi back.
5. You always very humble and believe in God.
6. You love your beloved family and wife. Always available for your family during big occasions like Chinese New Year or Valentine’s day.
7. Don’t use female’s money or we say ” Xiao Bai Lian ” . Dont wanna work and expect other people to give you money to spent.
8. Don’t smoke, take drugs, drink alot and do bad things or have bad thoughts.
9. You never in your life said a bad or vulgar words.
10. Never lie and always speaks the truth.
And frankly, if you do have the above 10 points. You are really inhuman =p
That why we have people written book like this ;
A kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
Malaysian Student Poem
I copied a poem from someone and i re-edit myself but its only understandable by Malaysians because its a mix english and bahasa malaysia , sorry =(
Go drinking no kaki,
Our Government is so lousy,
Make the college become no quality,
Chinese and Indian cannot masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study oversea,
so I always feel i’m so pity.
Every college are greedy,
Sini sana all need money,
Their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because they sucks my money.
Exam question full of difficulty,
It has a reason only,
Which is to earn more money,
Because we retake money masuk lagi.
The staffs always no aksi,
They did wrong never say sorry,
Before asking please show your money,
Otherwise they wont be happy,
We pay their salary still make us angry.
That’s why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money.
Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
Never try to wake up early,
Always hope college sekarang cuti,
Everyday go class feel sleepy.
Lecturer always scold me lazy,
Do assignment just like to copy,
Before the final just feel worry,
Every nite study until crazy,
Because scared scold by mummy.
Why my class always no pretty,
Those elephant always show me how she’s sexy,
The monster wanna treat me nicely,
Like that i better mati.
My looking is **** ugly,
Saya mari girl girl lari,
Everyday date them they say busy,
Semua orang tak ada hati,
Make me always so lonely,
Only can watch porno movie.
CS always let people bully,
Maybe i am really so lousy,
But i am always unlucky,
Kena headshot easily,
After mati still mati.
This is just a small story,
Feel funny and happy,
Actually i am not lonely,
Because I have many friends around me.
Beautiful isnt it? Anyone can guess whose office is this?
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