If i am the Prime Minister….
Today all the petrol station late at night in Kuching is filled up with cars cause tomorrow there will be no petrol station open for 8 hours due to all the petrol stations want to boycott the government for the fuel hike that cause them cant survive with their earnings now.
Its like when the fuel hike happens not long ago and all the petrol station is full of cars ;
Last night i had a weird dream, i dreamt that i am the Prime Minister of Malaysia…
Then i implented …..
1. Send the next astronaut, an orang utan to space to be the first country to do that. The orang utan will climb rocks and jump around the moons. After it come back to Malaysia, it will the first Datuk Orang Utan in Malaysia as well.
2. Takeover Petronas, all the fuel produced by Petronas will be sell back to Malaysia at a cheaper price and minimize the earnings.
3. Send Sami Velu to jail make roti canai accompany by rafidah to make teh tarik with him.
4. All the goverment projects is open tender, no more one company monopoly the market.
5. Send Khairy back to Oxford to have his degree taken again.
6. Remove Internal Security Act.
7. Reduce all the tolls and import tax.
8. Improve public transportation.
9. Make more profitable projects to create more jobs and decrease poverty rates.
10. Send Abdullah with the Orang Utan to space, to be the First Ex Prime Minister in space as well.
Malaysia Streamyx Broadband
This few days i been having trouble with my streamyx connection. Its really boring when you cant online but i can connect but no data transfer. I called the helpline number (1300889515) and this is our conversation ;
Helpline : What can i help you sir?
Me : My connection has no data transfer but i dont need you to give me any solutions like re-plugin my modem, restart my computer, reinstall driver or anything else but please reset my port for my connection.
Helpline : May i know whats your login id and exact problems sir?
Me : My login id is ****** and my problem is that my connection doesnt have any data transfer and i cant surf any websites.
Helpline : Wait..just let me ping your connection.
Me : Ok..
*Wait 1 minute
Helpline : It seems like i dont get a ping reply and your not even connected sir.
Me : But i know im connected, im using my ID i registered in KL at my hometown. I been using it for months at this place and nothing goes wrong before until now.
Helpline : It seems like you dont have a jumper sir.
Me : If i dont have a jumper how could i connect and load google and other websites?
Helpline : Maybe its your cookies or offline saved website sir?
Me : No..i know its not my cookie and i know i dont saved any offline website. I know what i am doing and please just reset my port.
Helpline : You dont have a jumper thats why you cant connect and use the broadband, all you need to do is to register a new account at the location you using now.
Me : WHAT?? IF I DONT have a jumper how could i been using it for months? AND the account is under my name when i registered in KL so u meant i have to register another account here..and have two accounts?
Helpline : Yes sir, because you have saved offline websites thats why before this you can online and surf a few sites but not new sites. So please contact our reseller and register a new account and our technician will fix it for you.
Me : ARE YOU SURE i saved offline websites?? I can online before..why would i be paying two account ?!?!?!? Thats mean if im using 016 Digi line, when i go KL I have to register another line to use??! What logic is this??
Helpline : No sir, you dont have a jumper and saved offline websites so thats why you cant connect and you need to register another account.
(Argue until 15 minutes)
And still my answer is ” No sir, you dont have a jumper and bla bla bla….”
Me : OK , nevermind. *Put down the phone*
All i wanted was just a port reset.. =(
I wasted 15 minutes of my life talking to a useless mere operator for nothing.
AND NOW IM BACK HERE ONLINE AGAIN! WHAT? NO JUMPER AR? THEN HOW I BLOG!!
WTF is this streamyx helpline people for??
Ask you don’t liaw David Beckham
David Beckham was at LA Lakers basketball games with his wife, Victoria Beckham.
Notice a pretty and sexy cheerleader…
Still looking…
Wife noticed…..
Still not scare….
Wife angry….
Die liaw lar…Tonight sleep on the couch for David Beckham.
Funny Videos On YouTube
Ok, enough my loso-ness in politics =p Heres three funny youtube clips to cheer you up despite all the bad news.. Hehe
A Thailand Advertisement on True Love ;
Dong Dong Mao Video on Malaysia artiste Ah Niu song called peach blossom one after another ;
Im not Jay Chou and Im not Fei Yu Qing in “Qian Woh Shi Kuai” , another version of the “Qian Li Zhi Wai” ;
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