I love this song lately…
10 Most Dissapointed Moments Of Your Life
1. When you see your favourite 4d number you been buying for years come out 1st prize but you forgotton to buy!
2. Work so hard for your company regardless how much overtime and time you spent but when comes to Chinese New Year, your boss says ” Recessions lar, economy no good so no bonus this year ” . Then go to your boss house visiting not even a ang pao ! Only Heineken 1 can =(
3. When your wife giving birth and you expecting a baby boy, but pop up a baby girl or expecting a baby girl pop up a baby boy.
4. When you try to express your feelings to the girl you like and admire for ages and all she said is ” No! No! I hate you and i been playing with your feelings all this while !”
5. Days and nights study for the coming exam and confident you will pass it but when the result comes out, you failed.
6. When your best friend, love one, trusted buddy betray you and your trust.
7. You are expecting a big valentine’s or birthday present from your love one but in the end he/she only given you a box of chocolate, compliments from other people.
8. You arrange for a perfect dinner, perfect present and perfect environment to spend with your love one at that special night but she’s not even impress or excited. Just oklar…
9. Online chit chat MSN with a girl for ages, from pictures she is like angel. Day and night online just to wait for her online and talk to her. When years later, you two met up and she is triple the size than the pictures and she said its ” camera effect”
10. When you are walking and you saw this hour glass body girl walking in front of you, from her back you are expecting an angel like Lin Zhi Ling but when you walk pass her and have a look = ( -.-”) Pork Chop!
10 Facts About Guys Bringing A Male Or Female Out
1. When bring girls out, how far she live also very near to you to bring her home. When bring guys or friends out, where he live also far for you to send him back.
2. Open the car’s door or lock even before she is going into the car, when a guy friend going into your car, ” Ei! Sorry, forgotton open the door’s lock.
3. Go to high class hotels, nice restaurant eat western, seafood or japanese food with a girl also cheap cheap. Go roadside kopitiam eat with a friend also complain how expensive is the food nowadays.
4. Go out with girls, money no problem. Go out with guys, money very problem lar.
5. Even go out without a purpose driving around also very nice, interesting and happy. Bring a guy go out driving around like suku, stupid and a waste of time and fuel.
6. Go watch horror movie at cineplex hoping the movie never end so the girl might hug you , go with guys wanna fall asleep ah. So boring!
7. Girl call you go out, even working or sleeping also says ” OK! Free..very free!! No problem!” . When guys call you out, ” Busy lar, you bo ta chek one issit? Im Sleeping ok!! Dont disturb me!”
8. Go out with girls, finding the right clothing also takes you an hour. Spray perfume like its free but when go out with guys, wear shorts and a old t-shirt also nevermind.
9. When go out with girls, talk and act like a gentleman. When go out with guys, “Mai Ku! CcB! KnN! PkM!” Whatever bad words of any language you can think off also come out.
10. What she say also “YES” and “CAN”, what he say also “NO” and “CANNOT”
Good girl helping mum doing washing!
Its such a good little girl =) How if one day you go into the kitchen and found your cute little daughter helping out with the washing…wouldnt you be happy?
How sweet huh?
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